this is never going to not be funny
let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick
- it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
- i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT
- i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
- IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD
I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3
This is all any Hannigram shipper needs to watch.
How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food - A MEM Parody
Iron Man tho hahaha
UNCLE BEN THO
Oh my God xD
Diego took me on a surprise adventure yesterday:
After enough cries of “someone make a dancing-flower Baby Groot,” Patrick Delahanty finally modded a cheap speaker accessory and made the dream real.
Toothless - mumblefox - takes my son Hiccup for a flight at Emerald City Comicon!
Check out that grin. This right here made his life!
Toothless costume by the amazing Mumblefox
Hiccup costume (and Hiccup) by www.Facebook.com/OddTogs/
WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS
reblog and I’ll marry you
TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW
Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful.
Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.
I FOUND MY HUSBAND
THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLDTHE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN
No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.
You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.
You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.
If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.
IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS
me when his c*ck huge and enticing
Puppy told to ‘leave it’
that is legitimately the most adorable and the most obedient dog in the whole history of dogs.
the puppy knows what ‘no’ means though. people could learn from this dog