Just keep swimming!
Things I need: Someone to put Kanaya's face on dean's body saying "I need you" and Rose's face on Cas'. Bonus points if they replace the knife with booze.
my reaction on the update is a bit… different.

SO GUYS JOHN OR JAKE

THE ETERNAL QUESTION PLEASE

Look its a daddy long leg!

All I want is a gif of this guy

during his sex scene in “What’s Your Number?”
then have bro and cals faces put on it

because that is what i was literally thinking during that scene 

why hasn’t anyone done that yet????

I ship Davesprite♠Hawkeye

They argue about where “caw caw mother fuckers” came from.

i was in a chat

and i somehow produced this from it

despite all the ships in homestuck i think there is one universal ship

Nepeta<>Equius

Every food thats Orange and Green is good for you

Pumpkins

peas and carrots

just carrots.

This means DirkJake is good for you.

I feel bad for John and Jake

they will never be able to enjoy the most delicious candy on earth

Alpha kids
Jane: Gosh cake is great! I love baking! oh hey lil Seb lets investigate stuff and find dad! Also jake is really hot! I knew you would agree!
Jake: I'M AM DEVIL FUCKING CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING. Oh hey Dirk I just want to talk to you YOU HIPSTER BASTARD. No, no more mental clones. Oh hey Jane, you don't like me? Okay devil fucking Strider it is... if he'll FUCKING ANSWER ME.
Roxy: oh my goad
*god
janey you neeeeeeeeeed to get jakey cuz
i want u to be happpy
*happy
im going to go give pumpkins to straving pple
*starving
Dirk: Hello, everyone thinks I'm a robot building genius but I'm really not, its quite simple for my time period. I have feelings for Jake, strong feelings that could even be defined as love. I am nice enough to not let him shit his pants in front of a girl he likes. I care about my friends, even if they are my rivals, and like the occasional anime. I'm also rad as fuck and going to rock Jake English's world.
Bad puns?

You’re the Light of my Life, but you leave this Space in my Heart, and I Hope you can close this Void. I feel Doom and it brings me Rage that boils my Blood, but you make me catch my Breath every Time you’re on my Mind.

What did I just write?

Yo The Condom Broke